Tuesday, September 22, 2009

fattest superhero


They call him BLOB, as if his name doesn't descibe him enough... If you could ever imagine a human bowling ball, this would be the person you could see. He stood at a stout 5'10 and weighed 510 lbs...Are you kidding me? That is just unheard of. He actually believed he was a freak and so put himself in a carnival and used his huge body and superhuman strength, along with durability, to impress whoever cared to watch. He actually was invited to the X-Men headquarters, but the big dummy refused to join them and tried to fight them...where he obviously lost. One of the more funny powers he possessed was as long as he was on the ground, nothing could move him...talk about a human wall. He also didn't feel pain, which would be realistic since his body is so big that the fat would just absorb anything thrown at him (including bullets and missiles). I think the worst think he could possibly do is sit on you, especially with that jockstrap of his. Haha

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  1. Just wondering who you think would win in a fight. The Blob or … the Juggernaut. Clash of the Titians.

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  2. I'm thinking the Blob might win in that massive clash...especially if it was in the water because the blob would be able to float while the Juggernaut would definitely sink. Though, on land it would be a rediculous battle and while the Juggernaut would try running into the Blob, the Blob would simply absorb the collision and take down the helmet wearing beast.

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