Monday, December 7, 2009

What is that THING?


No paronomasia (pun) intended;)...For all those nubes to the Fantastic 4 team, Benjamin Grimm was one of the people that got introduced to the same accident that changed Victor into Dr. Doom, Sue into the Invisible Girl, and Johny into Torch. But Ben got the short end of the stick and turned into a man covered in rock which causes him to weigh a mere 500 lbs. What a solid beast...haha. He actually is an impressive fighter for his size, being very flexible, agile, and aquiring reflexes that are above avg. Overall, the THING has superhuman strength as you might've suggested and is quite durable.

Cat Woman


I'm not gonna lie, Halle Barry made Cat Woman look good...In this movie she whoops some as$ and doesn't unite with Batman like the older movie where cat woman was introduced. If you haven't seen the movie it is actually pretty good, but I wouldn't spend too much money in order to watch it. You think Halle Barry was a good Cat Woman to those who have actually seen it?

CUKOO for coco puffs!


Haha I thought it was a good title...This female superhero was commonly known as Kay Cera before she was able to turn into Cukoo. In this form she uses extremely powerful telepathic abilities. She can also make control others minds and also transfer her mental ideas into other people or creatures...so in other words she can turn into a dog and still be thinking like herself.

Sunday, December 6, 2009

speaking of big...


Omg...she must be off the subway diet and on the McDonald's one. Though she possesses aspects that go under the common eye; unknown to all she could actually change into a gorgeous and stunning supermodel. Since people recognize her as a hot model named Ashley Crawford no one suspected her to be Big Bertha who weighed a mere 750 lbs and grew to 7' 4''...bigger than Strong Guy??..yup! Her superhero size is also a name of a driver for those who play golf, very ironic.

Total guido.


By looking at him you can tell he is a Guido...and the fact that his actual name was Guido Carosella is just too perfect. This mammoth of a manimal has superhuman powers such as strength and endurance, which he increases by releasing kinetic energy...One who got a bunch of money at young age and would spend it all quickly rightfully had the correct name. Known as Strong Guy, he stuck out if you can't see from the picture. Haha. At a mere 7' and 750 lbs. he actually held his own against other huge fighters the Blob and the Hulk.

Friday, December 4, 2009

...Dr. DOOM!


Ya, a pretty BA name if I were to be a villian...But back to the story, after recalculating the parts he thought were wrong and changing the settings, the machine transports them across the world while altering their physical attributes. Thus, the Fantastic 4 and Dr. Doom. Victor now has powers that control any objects that are metal and has a metal armor per say that protects his body from others. Some other tid bits of his wickedness...he can form projectiles of his liquified armor and can muster some poisonous gas from the remains of his organs that poduces a so-called "deathbreathe." I can't imagine how his other gases are? Haha.

Victor who?..


This upcoming superhero, as you might have guessed, fights for those on the side of evil. First known as Victor Vann Damme, a braniac at age 12 that went to school for those who are extremely smart becomes good friends with another boy genius named Reed Richards. Victor, one that was never much of the social type ends up helping out his good friend Reed on his robotic designs. Some 9 yrs. later, as Reed is putting the finishing touches on his N-Zone transporter, Victor goes behind Reed's back and changes some of the settings before the test because he believed they were faulty...

Monday, November 30, 2009

Ohh ya...Booster


If you look to the left of Turboman you will see a big fuzzy pink dog-like figure. That figure is named Booster and he is like the sidekick of the flying superhero Turboman....I'm not sure what he can do, but I'm assuming it is something cool. I would consider him to be the Robin of Batman and the R2D2 of C3PO...haha.

Give me that Turboman Doll !


If you ever watch television during the holidays you are bound to see some kind of movie that is supposed to put you in the holiday spirit...Last night flipping through channels I found this classic Jingle All The Way. Considering I'm a huge Arnold Schwarzenegger fan, I had to watch his Christmas movie. I don't know whether I like him because he is just a beast or whether it is because I love to laugh at his voice?..but he's the man regardless. Back to the movie, if you haven't ever seen it, it is about a father that is always late to his sons events and is having a tough time with his wife. As he looks for this toy, which his son wants, he runs into this police officer and mail man throughout his journey for the doll...with much humor between you'll most likely enjoy it. The character he ends up dressing up as is the superhero Turboman, awesome I know.

Sunday, November 29, 2009

The BF hero


I only thought it would be right to pick the Black Panther the weekend after Black Friday ......this superhero had his senses enhanced and physical attributes increased by extreme levels due to a heart-shaped herb, weird I know. He fights by using animal mimicry and also acrobatic moves...and surprisingly he has his Ph.D in physics. Some other cools things about him, he can pick up satellite signals, is bulletproof, and has vibranium soles on his boots and thus can walk up walls. Ya sweet huh?..

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Blue Beard?/?..


The BEAST!!...What an original name huh>>?> This mutant is awesome and extremely hairy like all my other November blog specimens. First known as Henry McCoy this young man while working at a nuclear power plant was exposed to massive radiation spill that ended up altering his genes. This made him extremely smart and unbelievably hairy...kinda reminds me of myself. Haha. Despite his bulk and massive body, he has superhuman strength, agility, and speed. Also like a monkey, he is very acrobatic and is durable enough to live from a 3 story fall.

Happy Holidays

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!...I hope everyone eats a bunch of turkey and has a great break. Hope all the families are doing well too. Enjoy this little video as well...sry it wouldn't come up on a video format and so you'll have to watch it on a different link.

http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid16671794001?bctid=52587655001

Sunday, November 22, 2009

My Favorite Heroes


yes!! I have always been a huge fan of the TMNT...(Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) Ever since I can remember I've either enjoyed playing with the action figures or video games, loved watching the show, and even went to the movie that was in theater's. That same movie, I showed up dressed as a Leonardo, the blue Ninja Turtle. Haha. The little kids were laughing at me and I even go a couple chuckles out of parents, perfect. Anyways, the bearded one is called Master Splinter and he is the one that taught them all they know...He is the man, or should I say rat...Hahha.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

SASQUATCH


Dr. Walter Langkowski is a Canadian scientist who has the ability to turn himself into a humungous, hulking, behemoth, colossal, mountainous, monumental, gargantuan, beastly, hairy, animalistic, dark-haired, bearded, bewhiskered, woolly, unshaven, fleecy, bushy, shedding, fuzzy, rough, fleacy, barbaric, wretched, foul, stunning, frightening, imposing, and intimidating monster with superhuman strength amongst many other qualities....AKA===> Sasquatch. And yes, I did use 28 adjectives to describe the monster!!

Saturday, November 14, 2009

The Unknown Hero


Though Christmas is not here yet, many probably do not know about the bearded hero, Santaman....HAha. Yes I know, I did not know he was a superhero too. Anyways, when I first saw him I thought that he was Superman in the later years..but I was wrong! Considering Santa is real, I definitely believe that Santaman is a true superhero;)....If your a man grow a beard!

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

guess what is back...


U might have guessed it.... No Shave November is once again in full swing. I only thought it right to thus talk about one who has just a smidge of facial hair, Tony Stark....also known as Ironman. This hero not only made himself this awesome superhero, but even made his own suit from scrap metal. This suave and self-made superhero was created because after being captured, making this character that would get him out alive was his only option. One of the many features that he built within the suit are the repulsor rays and the flamethrower...ya that would be pretty cool to have.

Saturday, November 7, 2009

NSN comes to a halt


...so since we had a fundraiser for our team...I had to look reasonable and shave:( Now I feel like Bruce Banner, also known as the Hulk, who is clean shaven just like me. I was looking forward to not shaving for quite some time, but the Executive Cup (fundraiser) caused me to change my look and remove all my facial hair. This kinda made me mad!.."You don't wana see me when I'm angry!.." I think I might turn green too and start growing a couple feet while becoming almost 1500 lbs. Haha. Watch out....

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

By the Beard of Zeus!


Now this is some gnarly facial hair...Walking around campus you see guys growing beards, especially in the colder months of fall and right around winter time. That said, there is no one that ever has a beard as long and free flowing as ZEUS'. For as long as I can remember he has always been seen with such a curly beard that I can't imagine how this immortal would look. This God of Gods also has some other qualities that define him...He can throw lightning bolts as he chooses and looks over all from Mount Olympus. I would see him as a good superhero that protects many and fights those that challenge those other good people/gods.

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Back to the Basics


Today it is November 1st...and that means "No Shave November (NSN)" has officially started. This is very exciting personally because I'm not the biggest fan of shaving and now I have a reason not to. This month is going to be exciting to blog as well because now I can see how many either hairy or bearded superheroes there are...Haha. So looking for the first one I found THOR. What a BA name, right?.. He is known as a beast of a man for quite a few reasons, but the first to are...he is 6'6" and weighed a whopping 640 lbs. If that isn't a beast idk what is..He also had much denser bones than a normal human and could use mystical powers to build up momentus amounts of energy and strength for battle. The hammer you see in the pic is one that even dented Capt. America's shield...which is indestructable. This hammer also can slay immortals with the help of godly energies from storms he can produce.

Saturday, October 31, 2009

HALLOWEEN...blogging


Though you may not see him as a superhero, he is "a machine"...I chose Arnold, the Governator, mainly due to the fact that this Halloween..that is who I am!! Crazy I know. Maybe not a superhero...he is a machine that uses guns and its strength to take care of business. What makes the costume so great is that I have the voice to go with it. Yeahlhlhlll... "Get to da choppa" Hope everyone has a great Hween and be safe like everyone keeps talking about...plan on seeing you all Monday.

Monday, October 26, 2009

Unbelievable


If you have ever seen the Predator movies you know how ugly these monsters are...seriously extremely fugly. Arnold Schwarzenegger is one of the main characters in one of the movies so if you haven't you should watch it very soon! It's a classic. But ya, this carving is SICKK and spot on with the facial features...Even though Predator is probably not considered a superhero, this carving was too good to pass and not write about.

Pumpkin Carving


I've always enjoyed carving designs on pumpkins and this Wednesday, Oct. 28th, there is extreme pumpkin carving at Granville Towers West from 9-11 pm in the lounge. This definitely caught my eye and if your a fan of carving, you should for sure show up and get down and gooey. Haha. Anyways, thinking about what I could carve and also blog about, I decided to look up some carvings on google. There I surprisingly found a carving that had a little superhero I had recently blogged about. It was Mario!!! Whoever did it did a good job too so props to them...

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

...moo


What a stud muffin...not. Haha. I like people dressing up for Halloween, but this guy is not fitting the bill. He definitely needs to fix that wardrobe malfunction. This dude had the right idea..yet he didn't quite get the memo about Spidey's full costume (mask). This picture did make me laugh though and I thank it for that.

Saturday, October 17, 2009

More MOO-age


"Itsa me Mario!!" Though they might not be considered superheroes...they are brothers that can whoop some a$& in an assortment of video games. Mario and Luigi can both jump super high, grow to absurd sizes, and each can throw fireballs...ya I said fireballs. These two can take down many enemies though the most recognizable foe is Bowzer...He is like a emo turtle on steroids and covered in spikes. In simple terms, Mario is the man and Luigi is more of a side kick.

MOO


In this photo featuring Nite Owl and Rorschach, the costumes are lame compared to the actual costumes in the Watchmen Movie...I think they need to make Dr. Manhattan's costume an official one (haha)...if you know what he looks like you would be laughing to. For those who don't know what his costume consists of...the outfit would be nothing, except for some magical blue paint that glows. Even though he wears nothing, his powers are unbelievable. All he has to do is wave his hand and people pretty much evaporate. It is pretty much like a Star Wars hand motion but instead of controling that person the hand is waved at, the other person blows up. Anyways, this photo is solid and is based on classic comic book characters.

Monday, October 12, 2009

...MOO


WHY SO SERIOUS??....This picture can be seen two different ways:1) This parent doesn't know he looks so creepy or 2) this kid is getting kidnapped by some random person that offered the little kid candy...haha. I kind of enjoy this picture because it is pretty funny that the parent got all decked out with their child. Do you enjoy when your parents dress up for Halloween with you? Do you tell them they can't dress up because you don't want to get embarrassed? Or do you not care whether your parents get in the spirit of Halloween and go all out in costume?...Tell me what you all think about the pic and these questions presented.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

MOO


Now this is the Superhero/Halloween spirit that more people need to be a part of...haha. What a great group of friends that got together and decided to be superheroes for a night filled with trick-or-treating and candy masticating. I think some of the
costumes of the men are just a lil bit too small, but I guess the girls will enjoy seeing them in their "bulging" costumes. If you have anything to say about this photo please speak up because I'm sure there are some funny things you can pick out in this interesting photo...Who do you think is manlier (not in general, in this photo), Superman or Batman?...

Monday, October 5, 2009

Month of October Outfits (MOO)


Sitting around not sure what to blog about I realized HALLOWEEN was coming up soon!! This excited me because in Oct. I've never been to Franklin St. during such a time and I heard it is rediculous with all the outfits and what not. I am also excited because my bday is during this month! WOOP WOOP. Anyways, I found this superhero outfit that I thought was funny. Tell me what you think about Flash, is he actually superfast or supercute?

I have always been a fan of him, but I'm not sure if this Flash could reach the speeds he is capable of. Haha. Get back to me if you think this look looks good or if he needs to be a bit older to pull it off such an outfit.

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Another silver superhero?..


Known as the Silver Samurai...like Capt. America, he also sacrificed much to serve his country, Japan. And also like capt america, he also has one weapon that he uses to dominate his opponents. It is his silver sword that generates an extremely powerful energy field and thus slices almost anything and everything it comes into contact with...ouch! Not only did he have this power, he was an extremely skilled master in martial arts, the art od bushido, the art of weilding a katana....ya..he could dice you up into sushi. And the fact that he had a steel alloy suite on that acted as his body armour, he was tough to take down....If all those reasons of him being an intimidating humanoid didn't scare you, he was 6'6" and 250 lbs. without the armour.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

U.S.A.!!!


If there was ever a man that loved his country, I would have to say it was the one and only Captain America. This so-called captain (actual name Steve Rogers) was actually a scrawny industrialization student when he attempted to get in WW II as a soldier...considering his physique he was kindly rejected and given a alternative way to serve the country he loved so much. Little did he know he would soon become very powerful in war-like situations due to Operation Rebirth. As the test subject he was given and injected with the "Super Soldier Serom" that ended up enhancing his muscle mass and reflexes. I never knew Capt. America was a steroid user (haha). He even had another name that was quite funny, Star-Spangled Avenger. Even with all this muscle and power, he only used one weapon, his vibranium-metal alloy shield. He did tragically get killed by the way many other U.S. icons died, by a snipers bullet that pierced his shoulder. Yet that wasn't the one that did him in...it was actually several shots from point blank by a lady that had been brainwashed. Once again, a tragic ending to an american hero.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Silver Surfer


Back in the day, there were slaves who had to work for thier masters...Like this, the Silver Surfer acted as a slave for the eater of planets, Galactus. This invader came to their planet, Zenn-La, after getting through the defense system and was in search for another planet to devour. Fortunately, these people lived on a planet that was technologically advanced and extremely old (been there a long time), it was also a so-called utopia...that is because on Zenn-La, there was no hunger, poverty, disease, crime, and specific wants of any kind. So of course the people weren't going to let this destroyer demolish their planet. So a man known as Norrin Radd confronted Galactus and made a deal with him...He would be the slave that would go place to place in search for him to destroy other places in exchange for skipping his own. The invader agreed to such an offer and turned Norrin into this silver-skinned supersonic being that could fly on a silver board...a sufers dream. He can also go without sleep, food, rest, water, etc....he honestly is indestructable...being able to survive the hottest heat and coldest temperatures. The coolest thing about his board is that it creates cosmic energy that he can use at any time and can travel at speeds faster than the speed of light, which is very freakin fast.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

fattest superhero


They call him BLOB, as if his name doesn't descibe him enough... If you could ever imagine a human bowling ball, this would be the person you could see. He stood at a stout 5'10 and weighed 510 lbs...Are you kidding me? That is just unheard of. He actually believed he was a freak and so put himself in a carnival and used his huge body and superhuman strength, along with durability, to impress whoever cared to watch. He actually was invited to the X-Men headquarters, but the big dummy refused to join them and tried to fight them...where he obviously lost. One of the more funny powers he possessed was as long as he was on the ground, nothing could move him...talk about a human wall. He also didn't feel pain, which would be realistic since his body is so big that the fat would just absorb anything thrown at him (including bullets and missiles). I think the worst think he could possibly do is sit on you, especially with that jockstrap of his. Haha

Monday, September 21, 2009

DR. SUN


Out of all the names I've heard, this one is probably the lamest....First of all, the name doesn't really describe him the least one bit, it didn't have anything to do with the sun and it wasn't a doctor. Considering Doctor Sun was a robot controlled by a living brain who's power hungriness got him to download himself into computer systems... it seems his powers were pretty lame as well. Though there was a reason he did this, he was trying to increase mobility and gain the power of the Sphinx, which he later did gain and ended up taking down the Fantastic Four. Except Mr. Fantastic had built the so-called robot shell that Dr. Sun had become the ruler over until the robot went to its original program and destroyed itself along with the conscienceness of Dr. Sun...what an interesting life cycle huh.

Sunday, September 20, 2009

"I Am Iron Man"


What a awesome movie! When I first saw this in theaters, I was simply blown away by the special affects...If you haven't seen the movie, you definitely better. Iron Man, like Batman , was a self-made superhero. He wasn't bitten by a spider or involved in a rediculous radiation spill, he instead was almost killed by exploding shrapnel and then was captured. Tony Stark, while nearly dying ends up making himself an almost unstoppable force and frees himself rather easily. Not only is he extremely smart, he is a complete beast when clothed in his Iron Man armor suite. In case you loved the first movie like I did, there is thankfully an Iron Man 2 coming out in 2010 so get ready.

Saturday, September 19, 2009

X-Men


Wolverine...not only is he a mutant that can he regenerate damaged or destroyed parts of his body while growing three razor-sharp claws from each hand, he also always has perfect combed back hair and some sweet sideburns. Haha. But those are just some of the abilities he possesses. He is so cool, he even got a movie named after him, apart from being in the X-Men films. He also has acute hearing (tracking any creature with a great amount of success), knows almost every way to kill you in hand-to-hand combat (trained in martial arts, as a soldier, a C.I.A. operative, a samurai, and a spy), knows how to handle anything that can do damage or come in handy (weapons, vehicles, computers, etc.), doesn't age (probable well a century or two), and speaks many languages (9 others total, not including English). Yet, that is still not all that is rediculous about him...his skeletal structure is artificially bonded to the nearly indestructible metal Adamantium. The last ability he has is he can drink as much alcohol as he wants without becoming intoxicated!...a college students fantasy

Villian...


Carnage!...the name pretty much says how bad ass he really is. First of all, if you have ever seen Spider-Man 3, then you know who Venom is (similar to Spidey, but stronger, meaner, tougher, and has a black-colored suite unlike the red/blue Spidey outfit). Secondly, you would know that he is not on the good side and fights for those that are evil. Carnage, like Venom, is formed as a symbiote latches on to a regular human being and forms this monster. The poor and wretched soul he morphs with is unfortunately a cerial killer named Cletus Kasady...What are the odds? Even though Venom is stronger than Spider-Man, Carnage is even tougher than Venom and possesses super-human strength, speed, stamina, healing and resistance to injury. And you thought Venom was bad?...

Thursday, September 17, 2009

X-Men


If your looking for ugly and odd, you would find the superhero Gateway. He not only looks like a skinny monkey man, but he also has a white neck beard and long flowing hair the same color. He is supposedly from somewhere in Australia and his real name is unknown to everyone except himself...which he refuses to let others know. He simply has one power and one power only. He could teleport to wherever he pleased, which would be sweet right?..Not to him. He was forced into service by a band of criminal cyborgs who used Gateway's teleportational abilities to travel from place to place. Now your probalby thinking he could've just teleported and not had to work for anyone, but that would've been false. He unfortunately had to obey these cyborgs becasue if he refused, they would destroy a place sacred to his people. Don't you just hate working for people you don't like...

X-Men


While there are many superhero's I don't really understand, Douglock is one that just doesn't sound that cool. His actual name was Warlock and he was from some other alien planet where he just happened to venture to Earth and meet up with those X-Men in Professor Charles Xavier's mansion. He got this alias after spending a lot of time with Doug Ramsey and actually combined to form one. He actually used his powers to act like a human being when surrounded by the public. But he does have something cool, that is, if you are one who enjoys speaking different languages. He can speak and understand any language in the world and is also extremely smart. If you happen to be majoring in languages, this is the guy for you.

X-Men


Randomly looking for supehero's , I found one very interesting from the X-Men franchise. The name of this superhero is Maggot. Haha, I know, what a name right? Though suprisingly, the name matches him quite well. Somehow, his digestive system would come out of his body, being bio mechanical maggots, which would eat anything and give him superhuman strength. And if that wasn't weird enough, he also turns blue as he gets this strength. What a odd superhero huh?